FRUSTRATED BY "UNCOACHABLE" GOLF BALLS?

• Your ball is rolling toward the water hazard.  You yell, "STOP".  But it doesn't.
• Your ball is going to fly the green.  You yell, "GET DOWN".  But it doesn't.
• Your ball is heading straight into the trees.  You yell, "TURN".  But it doesn't.

The problem is that your golf ball just can't hear you.  It is widely known that golf balls can only hear you to a distance of 10 to 30 yards from the tee, depending on the brand.  Using cutting edge electronic miniturization technology, this product will solve that problem*:

Hearing Aid for Golf Balls

This product is almost invisible once installed in the golf ball and is guaranteed not to affect the feel of the ball.  It can be installed in any brand of golf ball, although it should be noted that some brands of balls are more responsive to coaching than others.  This product will pay for itself.  Think of the number of balls lost due to errant shots that could be prevented by correcting the shot in flight.

Included in the package is a proprietary tool for installing Hearing Aid for Golf Balls along with installation instructions.  Installation is so simple, even a high-handicapper can do it.  Also included in the package is a wireless charger.  Charging is accomplished simply by resting the golf ball on the wireless charger.  A single charge should last the average golfer six months.  Golfers whose game requires them to excessively coach their golf balls may find they require more frequent charging.

Coming soon:  Hearing Aid for Golf Balls in yellow/green and Hearing Aid for Golf Balls in pink, with electronics specially tuned to the frequency of the female voice.

* The demonstrated distance of improved golf ball hearing is 275 to 300 yards, depending on the golf ball brand.  Long hitters will need to coach their balls in flight before that distance is reached.